3 Shots: Thanksgiving Hike

My family loves to hike, especially now that my parents have two very energetic bird dogs.  Their names are Argus and Murphy, and they're amazing.  Anyway, on Thanksgiving (before the festivities began), we went on a hike in the Mud Lake section of Leelanau State Park.  Leelanau, by the way, is one of the most beautiful places in the world, and very few people outside of Michigan know about it, as it's not easy to get to.  But anyway, here are some pictures from Thanksgiving:

This one is not from Thanksgiving, or from Northern Michigan.  It was taken in my parents' house, and I think it illustrates well what living with Argus and Murphy is like.  There were two racoons in a tree behind the house, and the dogs were very alert, as was my sister.  My only wish is that the lamp were not there at all, or at least behind my sister and the dog.  I think it's distracting.

This one's from the hike.  When they're outside, the dogs always think that they are hunting. Argus is the one in focus, and Murphy is the one behind him - although now that I've blown the picture up a bit, I can see that actually, the grass right in front of Argus is in focus.  Whoops.

Cool mushrooms.  'Nuff said.

Bonus picture! Here's my family.

3 Shots: Fall at First Landing

First Landing State Park is a small, swampy state park that sits on Cape Henry, the cape between the Chesapeake and The Atlantic in Virginia Beach.  It's not exactly Yosemite, but it's strikingly beautiful in its own way.  Here's three shots from a walk I took there a couple of weeks ago:

This is Long Creek, looking inland from a spot near the mouth.  The park's geography is really odd - there are a bunch of creeks like this, all running pretty much parallel to each other.  All of the trails, therefore, walk along the former sand dunes between the swamps.  I wonder about how exactly this land was formed.

This is Long Creek as well, I think.  I'm not sure about this picture.  Maybe it's too busy.  But I think it's a cool angle nonetheless, though the exposure was really difficult to figure out.

I'm proud of this one.  It was a pretty simple picture to take - backlit spanish moss with a zoom lens anda small aperture.  Spanish moss has really amazing shapes, I think, and its nearly invisible hair around the stems makes for a great halo effect.

 

 

3 Shots: Fall begins in Virginia Beach

I wrote last year that fall begins slowly and imperceptibly in Virginia Beach.  This year, however, fall began with a bang: Hurricane Matthew.  Three days later, streets all over the city are still flooded and thousands lack power.  My house was unaffected, thank goodness, and we got a day off from school.  So, I went and took some pictures.  My goal was to try and capture the cool clarity of fall that settled into the air after the storm left

This is the handrail on the beach access ramp at 64th street. As you can see, the sand's blown a bit higher than normal.  When I see this picture, I primarily see how underdeveloped, overcontrasted and oversaturated it is.  I've got to get better at Lightroom.  Maybe later, I'll reupload an adjusted one.

This is the "The" in "The Belvedere," which is one of the older beachfront hotels on the northern oceanfront.  I've biked past it 1000 times probably, but never noticed how picturesque it is, if that's the word.  Again, I don't think this is perfectly developed, and it bothers me how the angle of the bricks tells you I'm shooting from below.  On the flip side, I really like the faded paint underneath the letters, which wouldn't be visible from dead on.  It feels evocative to me, but I don't know exactly of what.

I'm proud of this picture.  It's just a torn greenbriar leaf, but I love the fading in the background, the balance of the limb and leaf, and the linear aberrations on the left side of the picture (which, by the way, are severely out-of-focus pine needles in the foreground of the picture).  Again, I think it could be a bit more exposed - all of these pictures make me want to turn up the brightness on my screen.  Fun fact - immediately after taking this picture, a bee stung my ear.  It's still swollen and itchy, and teaching while on Benadryll is proving to be a big challenge.

3 Shots: France

It's a shocking oversight, but Megan and I went to France, and somehow none of the pictures made it to Misadventures.  Accordingly, here's our trip in 3 shots (One note - this was hard.  If you want to see more pictures from France, check out the "Pictures" page):

Here is the obligatory lavender fields picture.  I'm not sure exactly where this is, as we were in the middle of a drive that went vaguely around Provence.  The contrast of the yellow and purple, however, and the mountains in the background, well-deserved stopping and taking some pictures.  Interestingly, on the other end of the field there was a rundown caravan park with one caravan in it - I can't think of a more beautiful place to put up your mobile home.

This is Isle Sur La Sorgue, a charming little tourist town in Provence.  Here the Sorgue splits into canals and streams, making the center of the city a maze of footbridges, waterways and quayside cafes.  Occasionally people (French tourists, mostly), take little punts up and down the river, scrambling over the low head dams, and getting soaked as a result.  Under the red tent to the left, I had my first steak tartare.

After leaving Megan's mother and her new husband in Blois (of which, sadly, I didn't include any pictures), we headed for Paris.  This shot, from the Louvre's collection of Islamic Art, is the back of a Moorish door.  The fronts of the doors were incredible in their level of detail and workmanship, but I found the backs just as lovely, and much more compelling.  The facade is lovely, but the work needed to support beauty has its own humble grace.

3 Shots: White Mountains

I've found that teaching full time (and running a outdoor leadership program and playing 1-3 adult recreational sports and doing everything else a normal adult human needs to do) doesn't leave much mental bandwidth for writing.  And yet, I still want to blog.  So, I'm introducing a new thing: posts consisting of 3 pictures and brief captions.  It's an exercise in restraint, or an exercise in laziness: you decide.

These pictures from from my recent trip to the White Mountains with my friends Michael and Xavier.  I took a bunch of pictures, but here are three that I think tell the story:

This is No Ketchum Pond, with Wildcat Mountain and Carter Dome in the background.  It's a peaceful black-water pond, fringed by thick, dewy bushes. At around 7am, when this picture was taken, it was silent but for the rustling of the wind over our heads and the twittering of a few birds.  I had hoped to see a moose, but no luck.  Also pictured is Xavier getting a nice water bottle of mud water.

This isn't a masterpiece of a picture, but is one of those worth 1000 words cases (the whole point of this type of post).  We left our tent poles on top of a mountain, and so when we arrived a No Ketchum, we faced a conundrum.  Here, you can see the 4 small dead trees we chose to hold up the tent, as well as my bootlace tying them together.  It wasn't elegant, but hey it held up the tent.

This is our last night in the woods, at the Imp Shelter.  There's a considerable amount of post-processing in this photo, but suffice to say sitting at the bench overlooking the sunset was wonderful and beautiful.  All in all, it was a fantastic trip, and we were lucky to have the opportunity to do it.

Eastern Shore Kayaking, or, spraying DEET into my ear canal

In times of desperation, there are few limits to human behavior.  Consider the Donner party. I'm sure few, if any, of them thought they were going to be eating each other before the trip was over.  And yet, when the snows began to fall - or, hopefully, a good while after the snow began to fall - there they were, munching on their buddies.

Similarly, I was not planning on spraying bug spray into my ear.

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April Showers

One day last April, I went to Kroger to buy some food in the late afternoon.  Leaving the store, no doubt musing over the new oyster scratches that day's crew practice had given the rowing shells, I found myself loading the groceries into the back of my car.  In one hand, I held a single grapefruit; in the other, a green pepper.  I put them in the back of my car, and it occurred to me that they would just roll around if I actually went anywhere.  This puzzled me.  I had bought both of these things before, and never had this thought.  How did I normally prevent my produce from rolling all over the back of my car.  Ah, I realized - typically, I put them into bags.

This posed another puzzle.  Why were my grapefruit and green pepper not in a bag?  I looked back at the cart, and saw, to my alarm, that none of my groceries were in bags. Now, I was profoundly confused.  Where were my grocery bags? How, after hundreds of grocery trips in a row, had my unbroken streak of leaving with bags ended? 

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My Intellectual History

One of the unusual things that my family does is put things into well-labelled boxes for storage.  This, perhaps is not so unusual in itself, but if you were to look at the labels, you might realize what I mean.  Here's a list of some of the boxes in my parents' basement::

  1. Vacuum attachments, Carrying Straps
  2. Seat Cushion, Space Heater, Broken Clock
  3. Artificial Flowers, Deely Bobbers, Witch's Hat
  4. Candle Making Supplies
  5. Piano Keys
  6. Orange Tiles
  7. Knobs and Hooks
  8. HSK Good Clothes, ASK Baby Clothes.

I, of course, am HSK, but ASK is my grandfather.  Think about that.  Somehow my mother has a collection of her husband's father's baby clothes.  My father is no better - beyond his guns, antlers and collection of antique typewriters, he has boxes labelled Good Rocks, Trout, and (most ominously) Dad's Specimens.  

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Thanksgiving in Costa Rica

I was considering another title for this post, specifically: Foreign Countries where My Glasses Now Live.  There are two of them, that I can remember (I'm not discounting the possibility that I lost a pair in South Africa, but don't remember it), Croatia, and now, Costa Rica.  In Croatia, I left them on top of a mountain because it was foggy and they weren't helping me see anyway.  Also, I was distracted by the fact that my lunch, hard-boiled eggs, were actually not hard boiled (they were almost raw), and they were also shattered all over the inside of my pack.

In this case, my glasses (should you wish to pay your respects) now rest at the bottom of Samara Bay, on the Pacific coast of Costa Rica. Similarly to my experience in Croatia, I did not notice the exact moment when they separated from my body, but I know that it was while I was falling violently into large waves.  Other people call this activity surfing, but I've always considered precision in language important.

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A Summer of Pictures

As always, I've been remiss in updating my blog.  This is all part of the plan.  A blog, few realize, is actually a way to remind the owner of her or his failings as a human - it's a kind of self-imposed humility.  Sure, I might be a functioning member of society, but can I keep up a blog?  

Moving right along, summer is about to end, and I have failed to write about most of the several adventures I have had.  I did write about Panama, but my other adventures include: A Wilderness First Responder course, a three day kayaking trip, moving to a new home, and a trip to Maine/New York.  Writing them is a bit overwhelming now, so I will instead just put in a bunch of pictures.  Enjoy!

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A Man, A Plan, A School Trip: Panama

Before we get into Panama, I must defend myself against accusations of lackadaisical blogging. My last post may have been published January 11th, but I have not been idle these past 6 months. Besides my work grading countless papers, coaching a rowing team, and petting my kitties, I have in fact worked frequently on updating my blog - in the sense that I often think of amusing titles I might write posts about.  It's just that I never actually write them.  Accordingly, as a form of apology, I offer those titles to you now:

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Beowulf/Jaws Essay

My sister recently showed me her deep-storage writing files - she's got stuff going back to middle school.  I was especially inspired by her piece entitled the Jupitarian Gazette, a newspaper she and her friend wrote as though they were aliens living on Jupiter.  Great stuff.  I'm working on getting her permission to publish it.

Anyway, she inspired me to look back into my own deep storage files.  I don't have as much as she - I've lost quite a bit over the years to different computer failures and such - but I've got a couple gems.

One of them is my first real essay.

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A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

In an effort to resist the stagnation of our middle twenties (I just realized recently that I will turn 25 in February, which just seems impossible), Megan and I have signed up for a pottery class.  It is offered by the Virginia Beach Parks and Rec department on Monday nights.

I am very bad at pottery.  This should not be a surprise to anyone.  My family is not artistic (Except for my mother, who has found in quilting a way to transform compulsive detail-orientation and hyper-organization into an art).  Since my sister and I went to many of the same schools, we would often have the same art projects, but two years apart.  This is how it would go.  I would make a really bad piece of art.  Then my sister would make a very bad piece of art herself, but it would still manage to be 1000s of times better than mine, demonstrating that there are many levels of bad art - and I am at the absolute bottom.

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Cat Life

It has been three weeks since Megan and I (and Andrew the roommate) welcomed two 6 month old cats into our home.  Between this experience and (of course) reading Pam Johnston-Bennet's authoritative work on the subject, How to Think Like a Cat, I have learned quite a bit about cats and their younger version, generally known as kittens.

Let me describe their lives.

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Welcome to Virginia Beach

When you move your home from one place to another, you do much more than just move.  I’ve found that moving is more like being rebuilt than transported intact.  And as I’ve learned from rebuilding various parts of my 40-year-old bicycle, when I rebuild something it does not come out the same as it was before.  When I finish, I invariably find strange little pieces of metal still on the floor, presumably replaced within the mechanism by other strange little bits of metal of unknown origin.

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The Great Norwegian Hot Sauce Conspiracy

Readers, I have had a troubling experience recently, one that has caused me to question our so-called ‘reality’.  There are wheels within wheels in this world, deep forces that control our actions and indeed our very minds, and I have now stood at the edge of the abyss.  Corporations, possibly with the cooperation of governments, are quite literally feeding us lies, and I assure you, the taste of lies is not sufficiently spicy.  I now include two emails I have recently written to major hot sauce manufacturers.  The choice is now yours: close your browser now, and go on living as you have, or read on, and confront the lies at the heart of our world.

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Goodbye, Bergen

I’ve now lived in Bergen for more than nine months, and while I’ve loved my time in this damp little city, I never lost the sense that I was just a visitor here.  I never confused Fantoft with home, and especially in the winter, I missed the United States and the people that I left when I came to Norway.

Something shifted in this last week.  I found myself saying that I was on my way home, meaning not the U.S., but Fantoft.  When I looked over the city, the buildings and roads and mountains felt like my back yard in Michigan, or the stretch of ocean from Nubble lighthouse to Kittery Point, or the bike path from Carrboro to UNC.  Finally, Bergen feels like home.

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